Wednesday, April 3, 2013
The Crow As I Can See
Monday, June 18, 2012
I'm not wearing underwear!
Me: Here's the shorts I've bought for you, try it on! I wanna see if it fits. (handed to him this dark-colored,not-too-flashy checkered shorts)
Him: (Took the shorts self-consciously) Okay, I'll try it later.
Me: What later?? I wanna see now lah.
Him: Okay. (Put on shorts with his baggy pants that he was currently wearing inside)
Me: Aren't you going to take off your pants first? You won't know if it fits if you wear double shorts.
Him: I can't. (sheepish face)
Me: Why not?? (Getting impatient)
Him: 'Cos I'm not wearing underwear.
Me: (can't decide whether I should laugh out real LOUD or chide him for being so ridicuolusly malu. Like helloooo...this is me I'm talking about hahaha)
Well that's the whole story. Hope it did cheer somebody up! :D
Thursday, November 17, 2011
happy 6th and many more to go!
Fortunately, he still has the time to bring me out for Japanese dinner...so you're forgiven, buddy :p
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Couple conversation of the Day!
Him: We go home early k...before 9pm.
Me: Ok...why?
Him: Sakit perut (stomachache)
Scene 2: At the wedding dinner...(Me chatting with a friend)
Me: So what time you guys going back later?
Friend: Before 9pm.
Me: Same here! Going somewhere?
Friend: Nothing much, the boys just wanna watch football on TV.
Me: I see, that explains it.
I'm not going to bite your head off for wanting to watch football, you know. Boys! Tsk! Tsk! :p
Thursday, September 17, 2009
it's raining men...and may they seep into the dark dark monsoon drains
Boyfriends can be such insensitive jerks sometimes. Like for example, my puppy of 3 months just died a terrible death and I called him to let him know my sad feelings. Naturally, you respond by being sympathetic and say soothing words like this:
Me: My puppy just died. I ran over him, I feel so guilty I’m literally crying my heart out.
Him: Oh no, that’s terrible. What happened?
Me: It was too dark and it was hard to spot him. Usually he will wait at the garage, but that time he followed the other dogs to the main gate. I drove really slow and honked a few times, but I guess he was frightened and accidentally went under the car.
Him: Poor puppy, you must be really sad. I’m so sorry about that, is there anything I can do to help? You want me to come over and talk about it?
And instead, this is what he actually said:
Me: My puppy just died. I ran over him, I feel so guilty I’m literally crying my heart out.
Him: What happened?
Me: It was too dark and it was hard to spot him. Usually he will wait at the garage, but that time he followed the other dogs to the main gate. I drove really slow and honked a few times, but I guess he was frightened and accidentally went under the car.
Him: Babe, these things happen. You can’t do anything about it now.
Me: He’s still a little pup! He’s a special breed!
Him: Yeah well, my pup got ran over too last time, and it was special. But past is the past, babe. (chuckles)
Me: You meanie! You’re not taking this seriously, are you?
Him: Of course I am. But look, what can you do? Hey, I got an incoming call now. Text you later k?
Me: Yeah, yeah ok (grumbles)
And that night he never text me back. At least send a few words of “Don’t worry too much, babe. It’ll be fine”. Stupid man. An animal may not be human, but it still has a life, it still breathes the same air as we do, and they are definitely a man’s best friend...hello!
Gawd I’m so pissed at him, all he care right now is his career, his friends, his nighlife, his beer, and his obsession with football. I may not be his priority, but he should at least act the way it’s supposed to be during certain situations, like this for instance.
Men! Boyfriends…blech!
ps - sorry guys, i'm not talking about you..just referring to this mister of mine
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
i'm a repeat offender
Thursday, April 17, 2008
what goEs aRouNd coMes arouNd
I think I may have passed it to my dear boyfriend! He sms-ed me earlier this afternoon and apparently he got a red eye too! I got it on my right eye and he got it on his left…kebetulan sangat ni hahaha...
Anyway, hopefully he gets better soon. Red eye contact is soooo not cool!! ;p
Friday, January 11, 2008
Can you pass the aspirin, please?

Appetizer – Fever of the Day
Main Course – Sore Throat Killer Surprise
Dessert – Nasty Coughing Fits Special
"Pure Torture for days Guaranteed"
Moral of the story? Never, under any circumstances, attempt to kiss your boyfriend (cuddly hugs included) when he’s taken the sick leave.
Monday, December 31, 2007
whAt a LauGh!!
A mini baby blue bolster.
You heard that right…
Hohoho!



